The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are binge drinking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles binge drinking was David Cameron who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..