Ian Dunkin-Donuts has today said "I like sponge".

Speaking at Alton Towers Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments come in a week that has seen anarchist leaders "the elders" involved in engaging in steamy sex romps on an ever more frequent basis.

Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to anarchist leaders "the elders" it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Anarchist leaders "the elders" and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.