The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Twitter users are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Twitter users pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was John Major who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.