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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now admiring Jeremy Corbyn. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Lala from the teletubbies revealed that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace have been admiring Jeremy Corbyn with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Lala from the teletubbies went on to say.


Lala from the teletubbies concluded, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".


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