Conservative head office has today said "make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!".

Speaking at Alton Towers Conservative head office’s comments come in a week that has seen women involved in training in Al-Quaeda terror camps on an ever more frequent basis.

Conservative head office’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to women it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Women and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.