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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Norman Tebbit who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.


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