Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now plotting to kidnap a senior royal. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Jeremy Clarkson revealed that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy have been plotting to kidnap a senior royal with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Jeremy Clarkson went on to say.


Jeremy Clarkson concluded, "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood.".