The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of fighting the poilce, all of them involving ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy.

In the glorious days of Nicolas Sarkozy, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience fighting the poilce, but nowadays thanks to ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy fighting the poilce is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is The lady’s not for turning.