I’m not racist but surely allowing gypsies to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Binge drinking on council estates is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that gypsies aren’t binge drinking on council estates in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Some bloke in the pub agrees with me, saying today, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.