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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Richard Littlejohn who today said Waterboarding is not torture.


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