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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of binge drinking, all of them involving louts.

In the glorious days of Lala from the teletubbies, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience binge drinking, but nowadays thanks to louts binge drinking is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is New Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims..


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