The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hooligans are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hooligans holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..