Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, John Major revealed that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles have been setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for anarchists calling themselves the Wombles.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." John Major went on to say.


John Major concluded, "society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less.".