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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that so-called new age travellers are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack so-called new age travellers using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was some bloke in the pub who today said read my lips; no new taxes.


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