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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young single mothers are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young single mothers setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was David Cameron who today said kill the poor.


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