The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Twitter users are binge drinking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Twitter users binge drinking was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.