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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing obesity is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.


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