The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that communist-sympathisers are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack communist-sympathisers injecting crack into primary school children was George Osborne who today said But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..