Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium revealed that Jeremy Corbyn fans have been pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for Jeremy Corbyn fans.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium went on to say.


Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium concluded, "But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there.".