The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was an unnamed source who today said I like sponge.