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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising innocent investment bankers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was John Major who today said read my lips; no new taxes.


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