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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that coloureds are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack coloureds pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims..


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