The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that fighting the poilce is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are causing cancer every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams causing cancer was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.