Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. The politically correct Islington lefties have been causing obesity outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Causing obesity: The True Face Of Evil", Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium says, "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for the politically correct Islington lefties. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.