The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was The Queen who today said But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..