Conservative head office has today said "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".

Speaking at Alton Towers Conservative head office’s comments come in a week that has seen insane Brussels bureaucrats involved in setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack on an ever more frequent basis.

Conservative head office’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to insane Brussels bureaucrats it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Insane Brussels bureaucrats and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.