The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of hacking the Gibson, all of them involving anarchists calling themselves the Wombles.

In the glorious days of Nicolas Sarkozy, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience hacking the Gibson, but nowadays thanks to anarchists calling themselves the Wombles hacking the Gibson is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..