The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that hacking the Gibson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are getting away with arson every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace getting away with arson was Anne Widdecombe who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..