The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, all of them involving hoodies.

In the glorious days of Jeremy Clarkson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, but nowadays thanks to hoodies defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks..