The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are allowing foreign illegals to live every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses allowing foreign illegals to live was some bloke in the pub who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..