Corbynites have been pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Jeremy Clarkson said of Corbynites, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets."

Corbynites made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.