Conservative head office has today said "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Conservative head office’s comments come in a week that has seen gypsies involved in injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by on an ever more frequent basis.

Conservative head office’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to gypsies it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Gypsies and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.