The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that ripping off hard working families is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..