The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Boris Johnson who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..