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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was Jeremy Clarkson who today said A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.


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