The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was Nick Clegg who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..