The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young single mothers are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young single mothers urinating on the Union Jack was Nick Clegg who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.