The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, all of them involving homosexuals.

In the glorious days of Jeremy Clarkson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, but nowadays thanks to homosexuals selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..