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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now defacing statues in Trafalgar Square. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, A hardworking family revealed that glue-sniffing teenagers have been defacing statues in Trafalgar Square with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for glue-sniffing teenagers.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." A hardworking family went on to say.


A hardworking family concluded, "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.".


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