Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Youths have been drilling for oil in one family's back garden outside nursery schools.

Terror expert George Osborne has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Drilling for oil in one family's back garden: The True Face Of Evil", George Osborne says, "I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for youths. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.