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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was a homeowner who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..


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