The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was an unnamed source who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..