The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, all of them involving hoodies.

In the glorious days of The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, but nowadays thanks to hoodies training in Al-Quaeda terror camps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Kill the commie swine.