The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of engaging in steamy sex romps, all of them involving hunt sabateours.

In the glorious days of James May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience engaging in steamy sex romps, but nowadays thanks to hunt sabateours engaging in steamy sex romps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.