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Communist-sympathisers have been squatting houses left empty by families on holiday the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Conservative head office said of communist-sympathisers, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals."

Communist-sympathisers made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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