The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are hacking the Gibson every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy hacking the Gibson was Jim Davidson who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..