The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of assisting asylum seekers, all of them involving Guardian-reading do-gooders.

In the glorious days of Theresa May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience assisting asylum seekers, but nowadays thanks to Guardian-reading do-gooders assisting asylum seekers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Multiculturalism has failed utterly.