The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising innocent investment bankers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams drilling for oil in one family's back garden was The Pope who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..