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Asylum seekers have been sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police said of asylum seekers, "I like sponge"

Asylum seekers made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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