The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, all of them involving anarchists calling themselves the Wombles.

In the glorious days of Boris Johnson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, but nowadays thanks to anarchists calling themselves the Wombles training in Al-Quaeda terror camps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..